*Friday, June 8, 2007*
Day 1&2!; Friday, June 08, 2007
*yawns*
Aiyah, I'm too lazy to type. See pictures can?
Day 1: Damn bored and hungry, so I'd decided to fix something to eat.
Looks tasty, isn't it? :D
My egg + ham! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
After eating cannot slack lor! Must sweep!
The entire place! *wipes sweat*
Hmm, the morning was still young, even after sweeping .___.
Now, let's proceed to mopping!
Eh, I didn't slack okay! But I don't know why I took so long to mop the floor.
I was really bored, so I packed this fucking table.
Please, say it's neater! ;(
Oh ya, this was the Chrysanthemum tea I mentioned yesterday on CF.
"Ouch!"
Looks like I'd put too much flowers, eh? -_-
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Day 2! Which is today morning luh!
Decided to make some egg sandwich for my brother as breakfast, but no bread! I wasn't stupid- 7-11 is just 2 roads across my block. So I went there at 5.30am to buy bread. LOL, something amusing happened at the 7-11!
The moment I stepped in, 2 malay guys and 1 lady were staring at me. Akwardly, I activated my windwalking skill and headed to the bread shelf. So after looking around, I went to the counter to pay. Then there's this malay guy, who asked me whether I need a bag, gave me a "wtf? are you awake/are you a human?!" look when I say ''no.'' So paiseh lah!
Anyway, you can try making the egg sandwich if you want to.
Ingredients: Eggs, bread(duh), butter/margarine, ketchup and your ass.
Apply a layer of butter/margarine on the plastic container to prevent the egg from sticking onto it later. Use a chainsaw and open up the eggs. Beat it with your finger in the container. (LOL)
Sing them a lullaby and place them into the oven for 3 mins.
Use your hand and take 2 slices(or more) of bread out. Place them on a clean place and sayang them with a spreader with butter/margarine.
Apply some bloody ketchups on them.
Sit in front of the oven patiently and STARE AT THE EGGS for 3 mins. After the "TING" or "DONG," be the hero and save the eggs from the furnace! Place them on the bloody coffin and close them. Send them for cremation immediately.
OKAY, FINALLY. I'M GOING TO SLEEP LIKE A PIG NOW, BYE.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
P/S: Sorry if the spacing looks abit weird. Thanks to blogger! (x
