OMGWTFBBQIHAVENOTHINGFORDINNER!

Have you guys heard of the Whompoa Flyer somewhere between Potong Pasir and Jalan Besar? YES! That place.

Well, I know there's nothing special about that bridge, but I BLOODYFUCKING SAW A GUY WANKING THERE LUH. Luckily he was like 15m away from the bus(which I'm in), or not I'M GOING TO CHIONG STRAIGHT TO HIM AND CHOP OFF HIS BIRD BIRD!!!

Well, it went like this. The bus stopped somewhere under the bridge because of the traffic light, then I saw this moving black figure, squatting down. At first, I thought he was trying to shit there, but after staring at that figure for another 5 seconds, I saw something moving below his butt(more like dangling lah >.>'').

THEN, he shifted a bit, and I SAW HIS RIGHT HAND SHAKING/DOING SOMETHING BELOW DE IN FRONT, and his left hand was holding a book or something(probably a sex/porn magazine, HAHA). The very lucky thing was, THE BUS MOVED. I wanted to take a photo of that disfuckingusting guy but I was dumbfounded. Oh, and he's bottomless. Mind you ):

Perhaps, tomorrow I'll take a snap of that scene and then post it here. Its better if he's pcc-ing there again!

EH NO, I AIN'T A PERVERT LAH! Just wanted to create some juicy thing for Stomp! (*- -)v

Byebye! *smacks than*

P/S: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, next Monday is my birthday! (: