100 Things That Huiling DOESN'T Understand!; Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Inspired from Ryan's blog, I'mma make out a list too! :D
A list of...
50 Things That Huiling DOESN'T Understand!
1) Why is our shit always in brown color?
2) Why is my eyes = source of trouble?
When I helplessly stare at some people(without even knowing myself), they will think that I hate them/I'm having a crush on them. *spits*
3) Why do some people smoke to impress others?
4) Why do some people likes to act like Mr Know-it-all?
%#$^@$#!%$@$%yesterday'sBBQ@#$^@^!#$
5) Showing affection with his GF in front of his friends
LOL :D
6) people have high self-esteem?
7) Pimples/acne exists?
I got 3 zits in a day just for not drinking adequate water. Ridiculous right -_-
8) The cause of heatiness?
and how it cause the pimply problem
9) Why some people are borned with high metabolism?
Now, they really should die.
10) Why some girls like to sit in a way that... you know... their panties are showing.
And they don't give a damn about it!
11) People with small eyes and artificial double eyelids.
Disgusting LOL :D
12) People who are born with flawless skin!
T__________T
13) why do girls have leg hairs?
14) People who doesn't know how to use google
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/ - a site specially made for them! Check that out :D
15) Why people curry flavour
16) Why majority of the Singaporeans doesn't have nose bridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17) and with a flat face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ short non curly lashes that tilts downwards (okay, maybe only me!)
18) I think caucasian girls are pretty!
with long long curly lashes, sharp features and big big blue eyes! :D
19) So does korean girls
Cos they have everything we(okay, maybe only me) don't have e.g. nose bridge, small face, sharp chin, long legs, BLAH! don't know if they had plastic surgeries though.
20) Why does 'Hey gorgeous!' chose (mostly) those saibu and saikias?
If they don't know how to see girls, I can teach them man. I see girls > you eat nong shim kimchi ramen. Okay, random!
21) What the hell we study Geography, SS, History for?
22) Girls with small eyes + fake lashes
No lah, just find it abit weird.
23) Why do we live in a world of hypocrisy?
with hypocrites like me :D
24) People who hates people who did plastic surgery
Okay, as long as it's not as much as Dawn Yang, why not man.
25) Skinny guys with skinnies
26) Cardigan + skinnies
LOL. It was a popular trend eh
27) Printed hoodies + printed bags + a FBT or a shorts + a long handphone strip that allows you to hand around your neck
Latest fashion eh
28) Womanizer exists?
29) People likes to stand in front of the MRT door and CHIONG IN WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT, when you haven't even get out of the train.
30) Magnificent view in City Hall/Raffles MRT when you see a whole bunch of crazy fucks dash out of the MRT and chiong to the other side.
Why ar?
31) Uncle/aunty who push their way into the train when it's packed like sardines.
Last minute somemore.
32) Twitty birds.
33) Singaporeans with japanese name.
34) Why vegetarians exist.
35) People with multi-colored hair
36) Why is Singapore freaking hot!
Yeah! Same with Ryan :D
37) Why Polytechnic students have a higher bus fare than JC or ITE students.
Yeah! all Same with Ryan :D
38) Facebook: Pet Society
Why it is even popular? LOL
39) People who gives you THAT kind of face when you told them about your 'O' results. Oh, is they ask you first lor.
40) 'O' level results doesn't prove anything right? right right right?!
But to some fucktards, yes.
41) Nerds who think they're great.
42) Over-protecting parents
For mine, a sleeveless shirt is enough for my mum to nag at me for being so 'bao lu'. Uh, but I still love her :D
43) Demanding/curfew setting parents
When their intention of protecting their child is getting a little bit out of hand.
44) Why guys are always horny
45) Girls with thick eyeliner
Well, I was once one :D
46) People who 帮亲不帮理.
47) Why people who are afraid of ghost likes to hear ghost story?
Curiousity? Like me!!! :D
48) Girlfriends who bug their boyfriends to buy them something.
Hahaha, bitch.
49)Why do people feel horrible and giddy when they stand up immediately after squatting for a long time?
Lack of oxygen in brain?
50) Why does some girls have unbalanced breasts?!
I'm being honest too!
Okay, bye. Will blog about yesterday's BBQ some other day. ^^
p/s: Originally, it was 100. But since I couldn't think up so many queries in such a short time, I made it 50 ^_^
